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SJWs are so terrible (Super Smash Bros Ultimate related)

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Milkman5 2 days ago#1
https://www.polygon.com/e3/2018/6/13/17459358/super-smash-bros-ultimate-solid-snake-butt

Super Smash Bros. fans are upset about Solid Snake’s butt


In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Solid Snake was blessed with a voluptuous backside. This new rendition, while sporting Snake’s skintight stealth suit, is severely lacking in booty. And longtime fans of Smash and Metal Gear alike are not here for it. 


It’s been pointed out that while Snake’s butt size has been reduced, so has Zero Suit Samus’ breast size. Instead of unrealistically hanging from her chest like floating balloons, they actually resemble human breasts.


People are widely happier with Samus’s redesign than with Snake’s. It makes sense. In the Metroid games, Samus is usually in her heavy power suit and her new Smash design aligns more with her previous Zero Suit depictions.


https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/13/17458506/smash-bros-ultimate-snake-butt-nintendo-samus-e3

Smash Bros. Ultimate fans can’t stand Snake’s redesigned butt


Snake isn’t the only one who’s been quietly changed in Smash Bros. Ultimate. Metroid star Zero Suit Samus has also had a breast reduction for the Switch release. Her bosom used to jut out of her tight suit in older games, but it’s no longer as conspicuously gravity-defying. Fans are remarking on this tweak, too. But in a twist, they largely aren’t complaining about it; many people actually seem happy with the change.


what the f*** is this hivemind s***. They all write the same dumb articles I swear.
People here and people watching the stream both noted that they nerfed Samus's boobs and Snake's ass.
There were several topics complaining about her boobs. f***ing morons.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/234547-super-smash-bros-ultimate/76705616?results=1#1

Even in polls, majority of the fans don't like the change.

Then they go on to say Snake is supposed to be a sexual character, but Samus is not, therefore it's wrong that she is sexualized and for some reason Snake should be...
then they talk about the male gaze etc

Two articles written by two different people and they are exactly the same.

Side Note:

https://www.polygon.com/2014/10/13/6957677/bayonetta-2-review-wii-u

Polygon gave bayonetta 2 a 7.5 solely because the main character was too attractive
Milkman5 2 days ago#2
Switch Samus:
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Wii U Samus: 
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Milkman5 2 days ago#3
I had to repost this because of the title (it was against the rules)
Frolex 2 days ago#4
Murphiroth 2 days ago#5
Milkman5 posted...
I had to repost this


No, you really didn't.
I main ledges.
What about Christian watchdog groups? They are laughing that they get what they want and SJWs get the blame. The people who hate sexualized characters the most also hate SJWs more then you do.
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TheoryzC 2 days ago#7
Yea but who cares
This is where my sigs suppose to be.
Murphiroth posted...
Milkman5 posted...
I had to repost this


No, you really didn't.
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Highwind07 2 days ago#9
Lol at caring about boobs and ass in smash. Come on, they're Nintendo characters.

If you want TNA just play Dead or Alive or something.
Milkman5 2 days ago#10
Highwind07 posted...
Lol at caring about boobs and ass in smash. Come on, they're Nintendo characters.

If you want TNA just play Dead or Alive or something.


The point is how delusional these journalists are

but I already said that in the original topic >_>
M_Live 2 days ago#11
SJWs get blamed for everything lol. Apparently they're at stake now for when characters are both over- and under-sexualized. Do people even think or
Mr_Biscuit 2 days ago#12
As I said in the other topic

Samus’s bust is actually probably about the same size, it’s just more realistically compressed rather than her looking like an inflatable sex doll. She’s very well-endowed. 

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Milkman5 2 days ago#13
M_Live posted...
SJWs get blamed for everything lol. Apparently they're at stake now for when characters are both over- and under-sexualized. Do people even think or


I'm talking about the journalists, not the body parts being altered.

My original topic never even mentioned SJWs, I had to change the topic because what I said was unfair to that ideology or some shit
Milkman5 posted...
M_Live posted...
SJWs get blamed for everything lol. Apparently they're at stake now for when characters are both over- and under-sexualized. Do people even think or


I'm talking about the journalists, not the body parts being altered.

My original topic never even mentioned SJWs, I had to change the topic because what I said was unfair to that ideology or some shit

Which you admitted in your topic was only a couple people and that you were exaggerating.
No sig.
Milkman5 2 days ago#15
creativerealms posted...

Which you admitted in your topic was only a couple people and that you were exaggerating.


The problem was never about the fairness, it was about the narrative. By changing to a group that the mods would concede with based on their own experiences, suddenly it's fair.

To me, I have every reason to not label these people as SJWs, but as something else, as I know many people who are of that group who say the exact same shit.
Milkman5 2 days ago#16
also:
no mod here self-identifies as an SJW, I'm sure, but I bet many identify as the group from the previous topic.
polopili 2 days ago#17
snake has Hank Hill butt now.
Milkman5 posted...
also:
no mod here self-identifies as an SJW, I'm sure, but I bet many identify as the group from the previous topic.

So you’re lying in order to appease a mod? That seems even more like trolling
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PanzerElite 2 days ago#19
Male gaze is a stupid term. It's natural for men to want tolook at sexually attractive women. Why shame them for it?
What the goodness?!
Milkman5 2 days ago#20
not really. That certain group have become one in the same with SJWs nowadays anyway
Delirious_Beard  attack on sight1 day ago#22
Frolex posted...
milkman take your meds
https://imgur.com/5UL2v5u
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Panthera 1 day ago#23
PanzerElite posted...
Male gaze is a stupid term. It's natural for men to want tolook at sexually attractive women. Why shame them for it?


The term is not used to say there's anything wrong with enjoying how hot women look
Meow!
Wetterdew 14 hours ago#24
Samus's boobs look ridiculous in the Wii U game. It was improved in the Ultimate game.

Snake's butt just looks ridiculous now. His legs are big and then there's just nothing above.

But try to spin it into something about SJWs, sure.
Touch fuzzy get dizzy.
Aloner 14 hours ago#25
I'm still mad they censored Peach's panties. Brawl had full upskirts.
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Wetterdew 14 hours ago#26
Aloner posted...
I'm still mad they censored Peach's panties. Brawl had full upskirts.

I'll agree on that--the voids look dumb as hell
Touch fuzzy get dizzy.
Aloner posted...
I'm still mad they censored Peach's panties. Brawl had full upskirts.


This is definitely something a normal adult with a healthy sex life would think
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FightingGames 14 hours ago#28
stop linking to polygon. they thrive on clickbait articles
ForestLogic 14 hours ago#29
Samus looked like a THOT in Smash Wii U.

I'm glad they toned her down into a more subtly sexual character again. Wish they would've eliminated the dumb cartoon jet-high-heels, but eh. What can ya do.
AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer / ObjectiveLogic #MasterChiefForSmash
Zack_Attackv1 14 hours ago#30
Aloner 14 hours ago#31
Anyway Polygon are confirmed hypocrites for this. If you take away sexy female features it's only fair to take away sexy male features too. There is no rational counterargument to that.

YourDrunkFather posted...
Aloner posted...
I'm still mad they censored Peach's panties. Brawl had full upskirts.


This is definitely something a normal adult with a healthy sex life would think

Goddamn normies.
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Esrac 14 hours ago#32
PanzerElite posted...
Male gaze is a stupid term. It's natural for men to want tolook at sexually attractive women. Why shame them for it?


Male Gaze isn't that, exactly. As I understand it, it's a complaint that the camera in media assumes the gaze of a male audience. So, you get scenes that lingers on or pans over women in a way it doesn't typically do for men. 

For example, the bouncing boobs in anime or in a movie when the camera slowly pans over a sexy women's body. 

It is a thing that happens, but I don't buy that it's a problem.

In addition, there was nothing wrong with Samus' breasts in SSB4. They were fine. As a man married to a woman with an ample bosom, it does irk me when critics complain about big breasts being ridiculous.
giantblimpN7 14 hours ago#33
If Chill were here he would tell you to take your meds, Milkman.
StanZarnack 14 hours ago#34
social justice warriors barely even exist, far right just wants to hate on shit like usual.
Common sense is not so common.
Aeriis 14 hours ago#35
I think Samus looks more realistic, but Snake doesn't. He's a muscular guy, he should have something there. Not totally Hank Hill.

Wait, why am I discussing asses for fictional characters for a video game I won't even play?
MARKINGRAM22 14 hours ago#36
creativerealms posted...
What about Christian watchdog groups? They are laughing that they get what they want and SJWs get the blame. The people who hate sexualized characters the most also hate SJWs more then you do.


Is there a post from a Christian watchdog group? Are we going to pretend they have any leverage in media still?
Aloner 14 hours ago#37
Esrac posted...
Male Gaze isn't that, exactly. As I understand it, it's a complaint that the camera in media assumes the gaze of a male audience. So, you get scenes that lingers on or pans over women in a way it doesn't typically do for men.

For example, the bouncing boobs in anime or in a movie when the camera slowly pans over a sexy women's body.

Imo that's legit issue. Feels cringey and straight female viewers probably don't enjoy it much.

But Smash is a game with no cutscenes. So there is no male gaze. Their complaint is irrelevant here.
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MARKINGRAM22 14 hours ago#38
Esrac posted...
PanzerElite posted...
Male gaze is a stupid term. It's natural for men to want tolook at sexually attractive women. Why shame them for it?


Male Gaze isn't that, exactly. As I understand it, it's a complaint that the camera in media assumes the gaze of a male audience. So, you get scenes that lingers on or pans over women in a way it doesn't typically do for men. 

For example, the bouncing boobs in anime or in a movie when the camera slowly pans over a sexy women's body. 

It is a thing that happens, but I don't buy that it's a problem.

In addition, there was nothing wrong with Samus' breasts in SSB4. They were fine. As a man married to a woman with an ample bosom, it does irk me when critics complain about big breasts being ridiculous.


Of course something would be filmed from a male perspective if it was trying to attract a male audience.
ForestLogic 14 hours ago#39
StanZarnack posted...
social justice warriors barely even exist, far right just wants to hate on shit like usual.


Do you live under a fucking rock?
AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer / ObjectiveLogic #MasterChiefForSmash
MARKINGRAM22 14 hours ago#40
ForestLogic posted...
StanZarnack posted...
social justice warriors barely even exist, far right just wants to hate on shit like usual.


Do you live under a fucking rock?


Dude he doesn’t live under a 2 ton object, he isn’t his moms boyfriend
Esrac 13 hours ago#41
Aloner posted...
Esrac posted...
Male Gaze isn't that, exactly. As I understand it, it's a complaint that the camera in media assumes the gaze of a male audience. So, you get scenes that lingers on or pans over women in a way it doesn't typically do for men.

For example, the bouncing boobs in anime or in a movie when the camera slowly pans over a sexy women's body.

Imo that's legit issue. Feels cringey and straight female viewers probably don't enjoy it much.

But Smash is a game with no cutscenes. So there is no male gaze. Their complaint is irrelevant here.


I don't think it's an important issue. If a woman viewer is uncomfortable with the way a scene is handled, it's probably not for her. But I would also admit that I don't believe most women viewers have a problem with it, if they even notice it without it being pointed out to them.
NeonOctopus 2 minutes ago#42
TheoryzC posted...
Yea but who cares

I do! Samus's titties are important!
EverDownward 1 minute ago#43
Not sure why they reduced her bust size
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