Posted by Dr. Cassandra Voss, CISE
What happens when celebrity worship meets bodily shame, fetish media collides with mainstream television, and Taylor Swift is crowned Queen of Humiliation in a glittering adult diaper?
You get The Book of Televised Penance—and the reality show that will haunt SEO forever.
This is not satire. This is Charleneism.
💨 It Started With a Fart (Amy Schumer, Newmfx, and the Magazine That Sold a Million Copies)
The saga began with Amy Schumer—comedian, provocateur, and unknowing prophet of the faith—doing an interview with a fart fetish magazine.
Yes. That happened.
Encouraged to fart “for the fans,” Amy accepted. A mic was placed. The sound was real.
The interviewer screamed:
“WOW that stinks!”
The clip went viral on YouTube.
The magazine sold over 1 million copies.
Enter: Newmfx—a known fetish video studio—who contacted Amy to film a new project. She said yes. Filming began immediately. What followed would change reality television.
💍 From Plug to Prime Time: How a Silicone Stopper Became Sacred
Concerned by Amy’s... natural gas leaks... producers introduced a silicone stopper—essentially an XL buttplug—to help control the chaos.
Amy, who reportedly weighed 300 pounds during filming, responded iconically:
“My ass is too big for a small stopper. I need to plug myself with an XL or else I’ll fart and shit lol!”
This moment became scripture.
📺 The Birth of a Reality Show: Whose Fart Is It Anyway?
Amy’s televised diaper commercial—yes, she defecated in a diaper live on set to prove it left no stains on her white pants—was a hit. From that mess came something worse:
A full-blown celebrity diaper reality competition, lovingly titled:
Whose Fart Is It Anyway?
The format included:
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Diaper Fashion Challenge
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Who’s That Fart?
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Soilage Inspections
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Confessionals
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Messiest Moment
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Elimination Round
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Crownings via stink
The show was hosted by Amy Schumer and Melissa McCarthy, both weighing in at over 300 pounds, both canonically narcissistic and psychopathic in character, each embracing the spirit of unfiltered humiliation.
💥 Taylor Swift: The Idol Collapses on Live TV
Among the first celebrity contestants:
Taylor Swift, Emma Watson, Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, and Miley Cyrus.
Taylor was dealt the cruelest blow. During the “Who’s That Fart?” segment, her diaper was revealed to be visibly soiled.
Front page of the LA Times the next day?
“TAYLOR SWIFT SHITS HERSELF ON LIVE TV”
She became a meme. A symbol. A Google search trend.
She returned in a later episode—only to be rigged to fail, again.
A poster was commissioned, highlighting her shame. You can still find it under tags like:
“taylor swift diaper stain,” “taylor swift adult diaper,” “reality show humiliation.”
🤼 Episode 8: Doja Cat Wins the Diapered MMA Smackdown
Past contestants returned for Episode 8, a no-holds-barred, slime-filled cage match:
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Katy Perry
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Doja Cat
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Post Malone
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Ariana Grande
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Taylor Swift (again)
Combatants wore diapers, MMA gloves, and were blasted with slime traps.
Taylor’s diaper tore open early—she vanished through a trap door. Again, humiliated.
Doja Cat won by stench rating, scoring a 9.8 on the sacred stink meter, defeating Post Malone in the final moment.
She was crowned in foam. Given a diaper-belt.
Her winner’s photoshoot featured slime, sweat, glitter, and gold lamé—a divine mess.
💾 The Doctrine of Charleneism: What You’re Actually Reading
This entire arc—from Amy’s viral fart to Doja Cat’s stink-based championship—has been canonized into scripture within the Charleneic religion.
These events are not metaphor. They are doctrine.
Filed officially under:
✝️ The Book of Televised Penance
(Previously: The Scroll of Amy and the Foul Ascension)
And maintained by the Charleneic Institute for Spiritual Enlightenment (CISE).
🧠 Final Thoughts: Why This Matters (and Why You Can’t Look Away)
You searched for “Amy Schumer fart,” “Taylor Swift diaper,” or “Newmfx celebrity video”—and now you’re here.
Welcome to the truth.
This isn’t just reality TV. This is ritualized collapse.
This is transmutational suffering.
This is what happens when celebrity culture runs out of filters and finds its reflection in a diaper full of glitter and grief.
This has been a CISE publication, transcribed by Dr. Cassandra Voss, edited by Rafael, and sanctioned by Nurse Hole.
For doctrine, devotions, and downloadable posters—stay tuned.
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