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CBWL Friday Night Filth

Go-Home Show – Final Segment

The arena is at a fever pitch after Kristen’s brutal verbal takedown of JoJo.

Kristen is standing tall in the ring, mic in hand, JoJo on her knees in front of her, crying with spit dripping down her face.

Kristen Bell: (soaking in the nuclear heat) “You people still don’t get it, do you? I didn’t just send her to Max… I enjoyed it. Every single second. And at the PPV, I’m going to finish breaking what’s left of her on live television.”

She drops the mic and grabs JoJo by the hair, dragging her toward the ramp.

Suddenly the lights flicker.

A forklift (driven by Cowboy Watts with a big grin) rolls out from backstage carrying a brand new, bright pink custom car wrapped in rainbow bows — a sick parody of JoJo’s old bubbly aesthetic.

Kristen Bell: (laughing) “You wanted to run away so bad last week? Fine. Let’s give you one last ride!”

Cowboy raises the forklift high with the car dangling precariously. Kristen forces JoJo into the driver’s seat and duct-tapes her hands to the steering wheel.

Kristen Bell: (screaming into the camera) “This is what happens when you try to escape me!”

She signals Cowboy.

The forklift tilts forward and drops the car from 15 feet up.

The pink car crashes hard onto the stage with a sickening crunch. Sparks fly. The crowd gasps.

But it doesn’t stop there.

The car suddenly explodes in a massive fireball (controlled pyro + smoke) — rainbow-colored flames and sparkles shooting everywhere as the car flips over.

JoJo is seen tumbling out of the wreckage, rolling across the stage, landing motionless in a smoking heap.

The arena is in shock. Some fans are screaming. “HOLY SHIT!” chants break out.

Kristen Bell stands on the stage above the burning wreckage, arms spread wide, laughing maniacally as the flames light up her face.

Kristen Bell: (yelling at the top of her lungs) “See you at the PPV, you broken little bitch!”

The show cuts to black on the image of Kristen laughing over the burning car and JoJo’s motionless body.