CBWL PPV – “MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION”
Live – Main Card
The countdown timer is displayed on the big screen as the crowd chants for JoJo.
60… 59… 58…
Kristen Bell stands smugly in the center of the ring, arms outstretched, basking in the nuclear heat.
50… 49… 48…
46… 45…
The timer freezes.
Mariska Hargitay’s music hits — the classic SVU theme, but slowed down and distorted with a darker edge. The General Manager walks out in a sharp suit, mic in hand, looking all business.
The crowd pops big for Mariska.
Mariska Hargitay: ( authoritative, calm but firm) “Hold on just a second, Kristen. This isn’t the main event yet… and the match is still happening.”
Kristen’s smirk fades slightly as she glares at Mariska.
Kristen Bell: “What the hell are you talking about? That diapered little whore is currently drowning in shit backstage! She’s not coming out here!”
Mariska Hargitay: (stepping into the ring) “Oh, she’ll be here. One way or another. But if JoJo Siwa is somehow… unable to compete tonight… then I know someone who can.”
Mariska looks directly into the hard camera with a cold smile.
Mariska Hargitay: “So get ready, Kristen. Because this Throat Fucking Match is still on. Whether it’s against JoJo… or her replacement. You’re not walking out of here as champion by default. Not on my watch.”
The crowd erupts as Mariska drops the mic and walks out.
Kristen Bell is left standing in the ring, furious, screaming at the ref and gesturing wildly backstage.
Kristen Bell: “This is bullshit! Bring that broken bitch out here right now or I’m walking!”
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