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CBWL PPV – “MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION”

Segment 8 – “Rescue Mission”

The big screen cuts backstage.

A group of Super Babyfaces rushes toward the overturned porta-potty, which is still leaking and rocking.

The team includes:

• Trish Stratus
• Lita
• Mickie James
• Kelly Kelly
• Ariana Grande (special guest appearance)

They’re all visibly disgusted and worried.

Trish Stratus: (grunting as they try to flip it) “Come on! Push! She’s been in there too long!”

Lita: “JoJo! Hold on! We’re getting you out!”

With a lot of effort, they finally manage to push the porta-potty back upright. The door bursts open.

JoJo Siwa spills out onto the floor in a wave of blue chemical liquid, shit, and toilet paper.

She is completely covered — head to toe. Her pink bow is soaked brown. Her see-through plastic diaper is torn and sagging, full of waste. Her face, hair, and body are smeared in filth. She’s coughing violently, barely able to breathe.

Mickie James: (horrified, covering her mouth) “Oh my god… JoJo…”

Kelly Kelly: (nearly crying) “She’s in no condition to wrestle… look at her!”

Ariana Grande: (voice shaking) “We need medical right now! She can’t go out there like this!”

JoJo slowly lifts her head, shit dripping from her chin and hair. Her eyes are glassy and unfocused.

JoJo: (weak, raspy, almost incoherent) “I… I can’t… I can’t breathe… my match…”

She collapses back down, coughing and gagging.

The babyfaces are panicking, trying to wipe her off with towels but it’s useless — she’s drenched in waste and clearly traumatized.

Trish Stratus: “We have to tell Mariska… there’s no way she can compete tonight.”

The camera lingers on JoJo’s destroyed, shit-covered body as she lies on the floor, barely moving.

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Back in the arena, the crowd is chanting “JOJO! JOJO!” mixed with angry boos toward the heels.

The show cuts to Mariska Hargitay standing ringside, looking concerned.

Mariska Hargitay: “We have a serious situation backstage…”