Bryan Alvarez & Mike Sempervive – NXT Post-Show (Live)
The stream is still rolling after NXT went off the air. Bryan and Mike are in the middle of breaking down the main event when Bryan suddenly stops mid-sentence and looks down at his phone.
Bryan Alvarez: Hold on… hold on a second. I’m getting some messages here.
Mike keeps talking for a second before realizing Bryan is distracted.
Mike Sempervive: What’s up?
Bryan Alvarez: (still looking at his phone) I’m seeing some stuff coming in about… Sterling Marlin? The guy from CBWL? The NASCAR driver they have doing transport?
Mike Sempervive: Wait, what?
Bryan Alvarez: Yeah. I’m seeing multiple people saying he was in some kind of wreck tonight and that he got a DUI. I don’t have any real details yet. Just a bunch of people saying the “transport guy” from CELEB BITCHES WRESTLING LEAGUE got popped for DUI after a crash.
Mike Sempervive: Are we sure it’s him? Like, is this confirmed or is this just Twitter doing its usual thing?
Bryan Alvarez: I don’t have confirmation yet. It’s still early. But I’m seeing it from a couple of different places now. Apparently he was in an accident and they hit him with a DUI. I don’t know how bad the wreck was or anything like that. Just that he’s the one who got charged.
Mike Sempervive: This is insane. That company can’t go more than a week without some kind of disaster. First the massive celebrity signings, now their transport guy is getting DUIs? What the hell is going on over there?
Bryan Alvarez: I don’t even know what to say right now. We don’t have the full story. We don’t know if he was at fault, how bad anybody’s hurt, nothing. But if this is real… that’s a really bad look, especially with everything else that’s been going on with that promotion lately.
Mike Sempervive: Do we even know if this happened after their meeting today? Or is this completely unrelated?
Bryan Alvarez: No idea. Like I said, we’re still in the very early stages of this. I’m sure more is gonna come out over the next few hours. We’ll keep an eye on it.
Mike shakes his head and laughs under his breath.
Mike Sempervive: Only in 2026, man. Only with this fucking company.
Bryan Alvarez: Yeah… we’ll stay on this. If anything solid drops, we’ll update you guys. For now though… back to NXT, I guess?
Mike Sempervive: Yeah, it’s still pretty early. We’ll update you guys as we get more.
(They start to transition when another commercial abruptly cuts in)
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(The ad opens on a cheap studio set. Ric Flair is visibly drunk, barely standing, being physically held up by Conrad Thompson. His suit jacket and shirt are stained with vomit. His hair is all over the place and he’s struggling to even focus on the cue cards.)
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(He keeps squinting at the cue cards, clearly having trouble reading them.)
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(Ric starts getting worked up. He’s flashing a thick stack of cash in front of the camera with one hand while still trying to hold himself up with the other. Conrad is visibly struggling to keep him steady.)
Ric Flair: Look at this money, jack! This is how you do it!
(Ric suddenly grabs the front of his vomit-stained jacket with both hands and starts doing a weak, drunken version of his signature tear-away. He violently rips the jacket open. As he yanks it off, the lavalier mic clipped to his lapel gets ripped off with it. The audio immediately goes to complete shit — loud rustling, feedback, and muffled yelling.)
Director: (off camera) Cut! Ric, cut!
(Ric doesn’t stop. He’s completely gone at this point. The commercial keeps rolling as he starts trashing the set. He smashes a potted plant, knocks over a water cooler, and stumbles around yelling “WOOOOO!” The editors cut between multiple angles, clearly showing several minutes of chaos as Ric wrecks the studio.)
(At one point, Ric tries to slap one of the young female grip girls on the ass as she walks by. She dodges him and quickly moves away. Ric keeps stumbling around, still screaming and waving the prop money.)
Director: (yelling) Cut! Ric, that’s enough! Cut!
(Eventually, two police officers walk onto the set. Ric is still belligerent and trying to fight them off as they cuff him. As they’re escorting him out, one of the officers is holding up some of the cash Ric was waving around — it’s clearly prop money.)
Police Officer: This isn’t real, sir.
Ric Flair: (still fighting) That’s my money, daddy!
(Ric is dragged off set as the commercial finally cuts to black.)
Bryan Alvarez: (completely unfazed) Anyway… back to the Sterling Marlin situation.
Mike Sempervive: (also no-selling it hard) Yeah, we’re still getting more details trickling in. From what we’re hearing, it sounds like Sterling was involved in a wreck tonight and caught a DUI, even though it doesn’t sound like it was his fault. We’re still trying to piece together exactly what happened.
Bryan Alvarez: I’ve been texting Dave about it. He said he actually heard from somebody who was apparently with them tonight — OJ Da Juiceman. Dave says OJ’s been a longtime subscriber to the Observer for years and they keep in touch. Apparently OJ reached out and told Dave that he saw Jim Ross in Atlanta tonight.
Mike Sempervive: OJ Da Juiceman? That’s random as hell.
Bryan Alvarez: Yeah. So it sounds like JR was in Atlanta, which lines up with some of the other reports we’re seeing about Sterling being out with people. We still don’t have the full picture yet — we don’t know exactly how bad the wreck was or all the details around the DUI — but it’s starting to sound like there was some kind of night out involved.
Mike Sempervive: We’ll keep digging and update you guys as we get more. This one’s moving pretty fast.
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