CBWL PPV – “MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION”
Live – Main Card
The arena lights dim. Kristen Bell’s new heel theme hits — dark, arrogant, and dripping with superiority.
Kristen Bell walks out alone, mic in hand, with a smug, entitled smirk on her face. She’s dressed in a sleek black outfit that screams “I’m better than all of you.”
The crowd is already booing her heavily after the earlier porta-potty segment.
Kristen Bell: (over the massive heat, smiling) “Oh… what’s the matter? Are you all upset?”
She paces the ring slowly, clearly loving every second of the boos.
Kristen Bell: “You see, I was supposed to have a Throat Fucking Match tonight against that pathetic little diapered disaster formerly known as JoJo Siwa… but it looks like my opponent is currently marinating in a porta-potty backstage where she belongs.”
The crowd boos even louder.
Kristen Bell: (laughing) “So here’s what’s going to happen. Since JoJo is too much of a weak, broken little bitch to show up tonight… I am officially declaring myself the winner by default!”
She raises her arms in victory as the boos reach nuclear levels.
Kristen Bell: “That’s right! I am now the undisputed Throat Fucking Champion of CBWL! And if that disgusting little toilet slut doesn’t drag her shit-covered ass out here in the next sixty seconds… I will personally go to General Manager Mariska Hargitay and make sure JoJo Siwa is banned for life from ever stepping foot in a CBWL ring again!”
She drops the mic and stands dead center in the ring with her arms raised, soaking in the hatred from the crowd.
The countdown timer appears on the big screen.
60… 59… 58…
Kristen just smiles arrogantly, daring JoJo to appear.
The arena is chanting “FUCK YOU KRISTEN!” as the timer ticks down.
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