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CBWL PPV – “MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION”

Main Event Entrance

The lights dim. A single harsh spotlight hits the stage.

Kristen Bell emerges through the curtain with a slow, arrogant strut. She’s in sleek black leather ring gear that hugs her body, with a visible strapon harness already buckled on underneath. Her hair is flawless. She carries herself like she’s already won the lottery.

The crowd unleashes nuclear-level boos and “YOU SUCK!” chants.

Kristen stops at the top of the ramp, tilts her head, and gives the audience a lazy, condescending smile. She raises one arm lazily as if acknowledging their hatred is beneath her.

She starts walking down the ramp at a casual, almost bored pace — no rush whatsoever. Every few steps she shrugs or rolls her eyes at the boos, mouthing “Whatever” to the crowd.

As she reaches ringside, she grabs a mic from the timekeeper and steps through the ropes.

Kristen Bell: (nonchalant, almost yawning) “Really? We’re still doing this? JoJo’s probably still crying inside that porta-potty right now… and they expect me to wait?”

She laughs softly, circling the ring like she owns it.

Kristen Bell: “I already won. Default victory. But fine — I’ll stand here and look pretty while they drag this out. I’ve got nowhere better to be.”

She drops the mic, leans against the ropes with her arms spread wide, and just soaks in the massive heat with a smug, careless expression. She even checks her nails mid-pose.

The referee looks uncomfortable. The countdown timer appears on the big screen again.

The arena is electric with anticipation and anger.

Kristen Bell just stands there, smiling like she’s already the champion, completely unbothered.