CBWL PPV – “MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION”
Main Event Segment
JoJo’s music hits… and dies after 15 seconds of silence.
The big screen cuts to the ambulance scene: tight shot on the diamond buttplug still lodged in JoJo’s ass, then slowly zooming out to show her destroyed, shit-covered, nearly naked body being loaded into the back of the ambulance.
The crowd is stunned.
Then Kristen Bell steps into the ring, mic in hand, crown already in the other. She’s beaming with pure arrogance.
Kristen Bell: (soaking in the confusion, then laughing) “Awwwww… look at that. They really had to call an ambulance for her. How adorable.”
She puts the crown on her head and adjusts it like a queen.
Kristen Bell: “Let’s just be honest for a second. I didn’t just beat JoJo tonight… I ended her. Three weeks with Max wasn’t enough — she still couldn’t handle one night in CBWL. One little porta-potty and she’s done. Broken. Finished. A fucking embarrassment.”
The boos start getting louder.
Kristen Bell: (raising her voice, smirking) “I told every single one of you idiots that she was too weak! I’m the one who sent her to Max! I’m the one who watched her get destroyed every single day and got wetter with every tape! And now she’s leaving in an ambulance while I stand here as your new Throat Fucking Champion!”
The nuclear heat is building fast. “YOU SUCK!” and “FUCK YOU KRISTEN!” chants are deafening.
Kristen Bell: (laughing louder, feeding off the hate) “Go ahead and boo me! Cry about it! Your precious little rainbow child star is gone. She’s nothing but a used-up, diaper-wearing, shit-covered whore now. And I did that. I broke her. While you all sat there jerking off to the idea of her making a comeback. Pathetic.”
She stands dead center, arms spread, crown shining, screaming into the mic:
Kristen Bell: “So where’s my fucking hand raise?! Where’s my coronation?! JoJo couldn’t even make it to the ring, so I win by default! I am the undisputed Throat Fucking Champion of CBWL and there’s not a single person in this building who can do a damn thing about it!”
The boos are absolutely thunderous. Trash is being thrown toward the ring. The entire arena is red-hot with hatred.
Kristen just stands there laughing, adjusting her crown, loving every second of the nuclear heat.
She’s daring someone to come out.
The stage is perfectly set.
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