CBWL PPV – “MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION”
Pre-Main Event – Gorilla Position / Tunnel Cam
The camera is positioned in the tunnel just behind the curtain. Kristen Bell is standing there casually, adjusting her black gear, looking completely relaxed and unbothered while the arena is roaring for the main event.
Kristen Bell: (nonchalant, almost bored tone) “So… they’re really still pretending this match is happening?”
She lets out a soft, mocking laugh and flips her hair.
Kristen Bell: “I mean, come on. We all saw what happened. JoJo is currently marinating in a porta-potty full of shit backstage. She’s probably crying and puking right now. And they expect her to come out here and face me in a Throat Fucking Match? Please.”
She shakes her head, smiling like the whole thing is ridiculous.
Kristen Bell: “I already won. By default. But apparently Mariska wants to drag this out. Fine. I’ll go out there, wait the ten seconds it takes for them to realize that broken little diaper slut isn’t showing up, and then they can crown me the Throat Fucking Champion.”
Kristen starts walking slowly toward the curtain, completely carefree.
Kristen Bell: (shrugging) “Honestly, it’s almost disappointing. I was looking forward to destroying her on live TV… but I guess some girls just can’t handle three weeks with Max. Weak.”
She stops right before the curtain and looks back at the camera with a smug little smirk.
Kristen Bell: “See you out there, losers. Try not to cry too hard when I get my hand raised without even breaking a sweat.”
She pushes through the curtain as her music hits.
The crowd immediately explodes into massive boos as Kristen struts out with that arrogant, “I already won” energy.
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